marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
(Source: afroarabia, via itdontbknowh)
- getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade: (loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
- getting an 80% on a test now: (power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)
(via ohitstuhreesh)
